I love them so much just you TRY to stop me
ive seen so mayn blogs with my butt in the url….. WHY IS MY BUTT BLOGGIGN! silly. that is so silly butts cannot blog (OR CAN HTEY??)
ITS THE TIME FO YEAER WHERE U GOTTA BUNDLE U P SO GO ON BUDDLE UP W/ UR UGLY SWEATERS KIDDIES (THE SWEATERS I M WEARING ARENT UGLY THO BECAUSE ZELDA MADE THEM. PRETTY SWEAETERS. BEAUTUFUL SWEATERS.)
WHEN ZELda ACCEPTED TO BE MY GIRL I YELLED OUt FROM ONE O F THE BALCONIES “PRINCESS MOTHERFRICKING ZLEDAS MY FRICKING GIRLFRIEDNSNDSD” I WAS SO EXCITED I ALMOST FELL OFF OK I DID FALL OFF BUT THAT WAS PROABBLY THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
i have thsi realy frickgin HUGE scar o n my back a nd the ladies alwasy swoon over it adn im always like YEah. Yeah. battle scars man they are hte SHIT.
Link is lying, that scar is from when he tried scratching his back with a sword.